5 Weeks to go . . .almost

In other news, I'm done to about my last 5 weeks or so of being pregnant and honey let me tell you, "it ain't easy being cheesy" as Chester Cheetah would say. LOL. We've ordered more things that I wanted to make me feel more comfortable here. I think my Hunny is just giving into my whims cuz he keeps telling me he has a "premonition" that my azz was gonna high-tale it back to Cali on the first thing smoking. So if he tells me "ohhh we can't get this or that until this and that date" I just tell him how the baby is gonna be here and nothing's gonna be ready and that my azz may as well just go out into the yard and have the baby. *shakin head* Yes yall I'm a got-dayum drama queen. So again I'm being assured that all will be well. I am trying to understand that we don't have a money tree and our backyard but dayum, when I'm promised to get something I expect to get it. *chuckle to self*

In other news the 18 month old who is learning to walk by standing and then moving her left foot twice, sitting down, standing again, and then moving her right foot - is now crawling/walking up the stairs. At first she just used to sit on the first few stairs, now baby girl can get all the way up to the top. How does she get down you ask, by crawling backwards down the stairs. LOL. My children are too funny. We don't even try and stop her. When I put chairs infront of the stairs to keep her from crawling up, she was able to partially move one of them. Lawwwd. So she can't walk yet but can get up and down the stairs. It's too funny.

Other than just being home all day and waiting for the baby, there's not much else going on. I'm just really trying to take it one day at a time. It's really hard cuz I can't move around much and my poor babies are practically taking care of themselves. Just the simple act of trying to fix them some instant oatmeal sends me into major contractions. The ones that start at the top of my stomach and causes my tummy to turn rock solid and then proceeds to put EXTREME pressure on my pelvic area and some how finds it's way down to my butt. When I get those babies all I can do is breeeeaaathe. I keep dreading being home alone and then having some type of world record lightening fast labor. But my Hunny tells me I'm being dramatic. I guess the thought of me telling him that I'ma go into labor and have the baby while his azz is sitting up in a meeting and too busy the answer his cell phone, is well, kinda hurtful. But sh*t I can't help my fears.

Okay, it's time for big mama to lay down cuz the baby in my tummy is needed a much needed rest. That's all for now.

*smoochies* Lady Richardson